It’s more like “We’re not racist, we just think that there are a few ‘good’ brown people that can stay, and a lot of ‘bad’ brown people that need to be kicked out! Since we like some of them, we can’t be racist because racists dislike all of them!”

Like, really Brewer? You are so often in a situation where someone is calling you a racist and bigot and it’s THEIR issue, not yours?

“...it doesn’t matter which subject it is, you’re a bigot or you’re a racist.”

Cry moar.

She’d climb up chutes and slide down ladders.

She couldn’t win at Candyland even if she was coached by a five year old and cheated.

It’s very unpleasant to be in the same room as a man who won’t stop talking about how beautiful a 16-year-old is.

The only silver lining might be Irish unification and Scotland’s independence.

Well, if he doesn’t believe in Congress he has no business being President. It’s kind of a key part of our system.

Because he stopped being a honest dude awhile ago. It’s become about ego and his super delegate hypocrisy was the last straw for lots of people.

We actually do want change. We just know that doesn’t happen by merely shouting into the wind and calling people names.

“It’s not about me,” he spent 80 minutes saying.

This just furthers my “Hillary Clinton is Lisa Simpson, Bernie Sanders is Abe Simpson, and Donald Trump is Mr. Burns” theory.

The longer he keeps it up, the more he just looks like a tool who couldn’t handle losing.

let’s all treat him like a drunk, racist, blabbering grandfather and just pat him on the hand and say absentmindedly “that’s nice, grandpa” while looking at assisted living home brochures

You want a political revolution, Bernie? Go back to Congress and do some fucking work.

Oh Bernie, whatever. Nobody cares any more except maybe reddit, which is to say, I repeat myself, nobody cares.

I am so tired. Can we just not?

I’ll translate:

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!