The Boogieman scarred me for life. That rasping voice…

So…Oliver gets to "pass" a bunch of electronic bee larvae. ("Can't wait!") Is this the first time Arrow made a poop joke?

NOOOOO!!!!

I can't believe this article doesn't mention Arrested Development. In addition to the regular incest-y vibes between the characters, at one point there's a whole storyline about Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman) finding a prostitute who may be a long-lost sister—played by real life sister Justine Bateman.

The fact that half the country believes something to be true (or not true) does not prove its validity. Half the country doesn't believe in evolution or climate change. Half the country voted for George Bush. Half the country is demonstrably retarded.

Two words, Vince: Fort Hood. If there aren't enough good guys with guns at Fort Hood to keep a crazy from shooting the place up, I think you're expecting a lot from a gym teacher with a glock.

He works at the Android Dungeon, which conjures up a whole host of images I'd rather not think about.

I assumed King Toot was just the name of the store and not a guy. Although this opens up interesting possibilities for Burger King and Dairy Queen. (Royal wedding, anyone?)

I thought we met King Toot way back in season 8 when Homer had to buy Lisa a saxophone reed.

This was the crappiest episode of the crappiest season. The show obviously feels that giving each character a romantic attachment, no matter how dumb, is the only acceptable way to end their stories. Where to start?

I can't believe this article didn't mention TLC, previously The Learning Channel, now the home of Honey Boo Boo.