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SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

Am I fake news?!

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

FYI, sharia law now involves scantily clad women, men bending over in front of other men, alcohol, and touching a pig skin.

So what’s a “stud-loan”? Does this mean I can borrow Alexander Skarsgård for a few hours if I give him back?

What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

Certain sea slugs excrete mixture of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid. Clearly this should be expected to wash off when Bannon takes his annual bath.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

“He makes everyone cringe hardcore!” is perfect.

The proposed cuts to the Coast Guard (if I’m correctly remembering what I read) are $1.7 billion!!! That’s a LOT of money to lose for a stupid f’ing wall and a militarized Border Patrol.

The Coast Guard also monitors boaters to make sure they’re not violating the marine mammal act or driving their boats drunk; they do ocean rescues and lots and more. This move will cost lives, both human and animal.

This has been lighting up my Twitter feed for several days now, and the Congressional reaction from both sides of the aisle is not surprising - nobody outside the White House thinks the Coast Guard cuts are a good idea.

I’ve shared this before, but I lost my 16 year old daughter to suicide 5/29/16. There is not one thing that her father and I would not have done to save our beautiful girl. And this fucking bitch can sleep at night????? Our entire family continually thinks about the “what ifs” surrounding her death. And this bitch can

Even when a parent loses a child through no fault of their own, I doubt they sleep well at night.

I sleep pretty good at night.

She killed her daughter, whether it was negligence or intentional. And she sleeps “pretty good at night” with the knowledge that her daughter is dead. Wow.

Trump supporters waved around Russian flags with “TRUMP” plastered on them, a prank by 22-year-old Jason Charter and 36-year-old Ryan Clayton. “Most people didn’t realize it was a Russian flag, or they didn’t care,” Charter told the Atlantic in a phone interview.