He can’t be a dildo, a dildo has a job!

As the son of a rich white man, I know I’m not allowed to have an opinion, let alone voice it these days.

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

I was just thinking the same thing. I’m so glad that a conventionally attractive blonde white woman has finally been able to carve herself a niche in the athleisure industry.

“This is saying, somebody like me has a place in this industry,”

Exactly. #Boymom is the precursor to “Boys will be boys.”

My Mom had all girls and “boy moms” used to annoy her so much. They all seemed to assume that being loud, messy, and roughhousing was something only boys did. She would frequently point out that my sisters and I did all of those things (especially the story where my middle sister and I were fighting and fell onto the…

The fact that they are TERRIFIED that they no longer matter is the entire point of Donald-fucking-Trump. So yes, we need to stop arguing and cajoling and attempting to reason with these people and find ways to win in spite of them.

Eh, I’m nor sure that these white women matter as much as they/we think they do. As Michael Harriot wrote earlier this month,

“Orbiter” = “Stalker”

It softens what it really is so the people who do it can feel better about themselves and their faux righteousness. See also: the term “alt.right.”

Seriously, even another conservative Republican would be better than Mitch McConnell. NIXON in his prime would be better than Mitch. She can say whatever she wants just so she gets a shot at taking that treasonous bastard down.

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

Memo to the three idiot appellate judges: when a victim “freezes” during an assault, it’s part of the “fight or flight” mechanism. In fact, it’s no longer called“fight or flight” but “fight-flight-freeze.” Fight and flight is something everyone is familiar with, but when a victim freezes, it’s because their brain is…

A voice of Winnie the Pooh. Not the voice. If anyone gets the honor of the definite article, it’s Sterling Holloway.

By the time I was 16, I’d endured years of: misogynistic tirades from my father who called me a prostitute when I was in second grade (learned a new word that day!); ongoing paranoia from both my parents that I’d have sex despite not knowing what sex was at the time (lower elementary school); bullying at school from…

To suggest women get these abortions frivolously is just stupidity. It’s like saying that some people get root canals for shits and giggles.

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

Oh goody, a redemption arc for the unrepentant teen.

Your response is way better than mine. Mine was “Huh.” I mean, when you start jacking around with laws to make them bend to your will, Kansas legislators, I suppose it’s only natural that others would do the same. And, of course, either way women get the short end of the stick. Huh.

OH MY GOD