If anyone should unionize, it’s your commenters. Lazy ass journalism like this sucks. You basically just barf out other people’s work, and rely on all of us to get your cash. Gross.

Well shit, when I worked at a camp all we did was raise an adorable baby brown bat that we’d found abandoned. Unfortunately, it was pre-widespread-internet-connected-phones, so nobody knew how best to feed it, and turns out the milk we’d been warming to feed it was a bit too fatty and it didn’t make it. However, up…

Geez! Ok, I know that you cannot control your teenage son. He is a complete nut job and should be locked away. I won't fault you for that. But SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL, or whatever punishment any other person would have gotten for this crime. Show some integrity, show that when you say you are tough on crime, you are…

this guy is one bad haircut away from being tracked down by Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey

I’d rather people just judged me on my personality and my character and my integrity.

They should keep an eye on him, makings of a serial killer.

Isn’t animal murder a sign of being a psychopath....?

“I’d rather people just judged me on my personality and my character than by the fact that I get off on torturing animals to death,” he said.

After 14 years of marriage, I discovered that he was cheating on me with someone who pretended to be my friend.

Got cheated on. Lost 40 pounds in two months (NOT healthy) and cut my hair off. I was running (because running all the time and living on lentils is how you lose 40 pounds in two months) and my hair tie broke. And because I was not living in a thinking rationally state of mind at the time, this is how my thought…

I started sobbing in the middle of karaoke-ing Careless Whispers. Then I went home, collected everyone’s pet poop & mailed it to his office.

Got dragged out of a bar by my friend after I got shitfaced and started crying uncontrollably. The cause- “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” came on and I JUST WANTED TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME.

The asshole cheated and then broke up with me before I could dump him. And I was very angry so I called him a few weeks later and said I was pregnant. I let him stew for a week and then told him I needed $500 for an abortion. He paid and I took my best friend on a road trip and had the best damn time EVER

Well played, you cray cray bitch.

So I guess he’d been planning to give me my walking papers. But after finding out I was pregnant he did the honorable thing; went Dutch on the abortion and stayed in the picture until I managed to go three consecutive days without crying.

Oh my god your mom rules. You must have so many other good stories about her.

I was going through a very ugly divorce. My husband cheated multiple times and eventually moved out. While this was going on, I had to change the locks on the doors to my house due to a burglary, and didn’t tell him. One day, he stopped by to get something from the house and couldn’t get in. He flew into a rage and…

When I found out my long term boyfriend had a new girlfriend, while we were still living together, I walked to the nearest travel agent and booked a flight to Europe, got an express passport and then quit my job. I was outta there in under two weeks.

after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”

My (then) boyfriend’s best friend, who thought I wouldn’t recognize his voice on the phone, called me to let me know his asshat friend was two-timing me with another chick at a bar near my house. I went there, spotted them, approached the table, grabbed a glass bottle of Coke off a waiter’s tray and hit him over the…