This is how the Trump administration will put over the dismantling of American civil society for the next four years: by banking on whipped, boot-licking reporters so committed to the performance of empty impartiality and the maintenance of access

Seems like a player education issue on what he can and can’t do. I’m sure he can appeal any suspension to the Board of Ed. Hopefully they will provide him with a safe space to continue his antics.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

God, the schadenfreude will be palpable if NFL owners end up paying for a new San Diego stadium after the publicly-funded option was soundly rejected. Perhaps this will embolden municipalities everywhere.

alternate headline:

“I’m okay with this.” - Karma

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.

Jesus Ricky really? What were you high or something?

At least for the last guy, sure.

Telling someone “not to worry about the money” is akin to telling a drowning person “don’t worry about the oxygen.”

“their three-year sentence feels light given the savagery of the act.”

Secretary of the Navy because... water?

His mic broke, he will be screaming again when him mom gets back from Wal-Mart.

Pretty sure that’s not the case as no one reported a 12 year old shrieking that he was fucking their Mom.

Luckily, a photographer from Calvin Klein was on hand to give Bieber some extra wood.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.