Can we just play through this Presidency?

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

ooooooh

Well, at least they didn’t reject him for having bad table manners.

When asked, Ben Bowlby just responded with a drawing of a penis.

I can’t keep quiet about this anymore.

And then the British electricians hooked up the wiring harness without a multimeter.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

If that bird wants to file a lawsuit, I know a guy.

And here’s the wrong way...

My new sports car, the Rosinator 1, will feature an innovative new quadruple-manual transmission, with each wheel driven by its own miniature manual transmission built right into the wheel. Yes, that means four shifters, and four clutch pedals. It’ll also be powered by a naturally-aspirated, air-cooled, rear-mounted…

Looks like Turn 7 needs a proper name.

“Here, take your precious boobs back!”

Sadly, this is the true legacy the altezza left us with:

Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.

Weeping for the loss of innocence.

One of my favs of his, mostly for the end.

Impressive video, but if I may:

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.