Talk about a real bust in the Chappelle Show racial draft. First overall.

I man a car that takes care of respect.

Sorry lady, I only consume former athletes’ right-wing political commentary in meme form.

Here’s another great Moore story, courtesy of Bono, of all people, and excerpted from a 2009 Rolling Stone interview. Money quote: “...looking like Jay-Z’s mechanic...”

Best thing to come out of these dumb commercials!

Here is Tony Kanaan telling the story

I guess warning people about the paving was not their Forte.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

Can’t answer that without seeing the van.

First cop on the scene told him to put his Piscataway. But the guy’s a Hoboken so he just kept Wyckoff his Weehawken until he Nutley.

And the bar for “House of Cards” becoming more absurd than reality just keeps getting jacked up.

Disarray

Clever girl...

Don’t move, it can’t see us if we don’t move.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.