Ahhhh, a love triangle.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

Easy there Skip.

I have to tell the truth, when you said Mase, I thought of rapper Mase, not small Kardashian Mase.

And someone who would go down on you in a theater.

I don’t remember it being this controversial when God was a white woman. And Canadian.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

“Anything I can do with my right hand, I’ve gotta do with my left,”

i CTE what you did there

He’s a Dad. He got Dad Jokes.

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

The telling part is that Russia hacked both the RNC and the DNC. They only released the DNC information, which means they are blackmailing the Republicans to get their way. And as we all know Republican priorities are 1) themselves, 2) the party, and 3) the nation.

If Russia, or some other entity, was hacking, why did the White House wait so long to act?

Even if they catch him, he’ll probably still get off.

Sage would’ve made a very fine tribute from District 1.

+however many fingers I’m holding up