sure, fine, but alcoholism is also very real, and if someone drives drunk and crashes his car into 320 million people, I’m going to feel sorrier for the people he crashed into than the driver.

Most retailers already do this with men’s sizes. This and that male hormone birth control is really pissing me with off right now. Fuck.

You can mute the individual tab. I hate autoplay videos as well but there is a solution. Just select one tab for your non-work related browsing and always keep it muted.

Right, so the first time.

Hard to look good when you’re getting squeezed on calls in each corner. Joe West thinks you have to throw four strikes to get an out. The Indians have been doing damage on extra pitches Jake has been forced to throw.

Are we watching the same game?

You’re so wrong. Losing in 4 would be more Cubs-like. Losing in 7 means they fought back and had a chance. Especially after being down 3-1. This is the least Cubs team ever. They’re like the mid-90s Yankees. Losing in 7 would only embolden this team stacked with 20 year old all stars even more.

The thing is, though, it could also be hilariously Indians ...

The last Grand Slam to silence so many in Cleveland was a case of botulism at Denny’s.

Lol! The choke job that the racist logos are pulling off right now is obviously worrying you enough to forget how to use punctuation.

No, but I look forward to giving shit back to my Ohioan friends. It doesn’t come close to equaling things out, but it’s better than nothing. While it won’t take away the trophy, it will hopefully take away the smug.

You watching the same clips I am? He definitely stood up right on the base after kneeling on it. In addition, Rizzo was right there pointing out to him that he had to step on the base.

*Extended eye roll at Schumer.* Sunglasses, inside, at a gym class, where it’s pitch black. Doesn’t call attention to yourself at all.

There is nothing less inconspicuous than going to a SoulCycle class.

“Look what you made me do.”

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

Wright wrote that Klundt had proposed to pay six months of Cahill’s salary “to cover the period during which she decided what to do with her business and, if necessary, looked for alternative employment.”

You should give the mother a “Sophie’s Choice” scenario: pay full restitution and remodel the clinic and your son gets time served or, he can cool his vandalous heels for the full-20 in prison.

I mean do we have to call women who are dressed in revealing clothing ‘sluts’ and ‘whores’ period? Last time I checked the definition of a whore was someone who sold sex. If I dress in a revealing outfit...that’s not synonymous with selling sex.