beckaroobanzai
Beckaroo Banzai
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But what if we weaponize this irrational fear of lasers? Everyone should carry a laser pointer to mess with him everywhere he goes until he concedes.

y’all are thinking the same thing....

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jesus died for somebodys sins, but not mine

You gotta wonder what activities (crimes) is Graham involved in that he feels the need to so desperately and illegally try to win this election for Trump?

Blanche has always been messy.

Fun fact: “Wolf Blitzer” spelled backwards is “Reztilb Flow,” which is also now my rap name as of this exact second. 

Raffensperger explained to Blitzer (whose real name is Wolf, and we are just going to ignore that? This guy’s real first name is Wolf and nobody, not one of y’all in the comments, has ever made fun of it. We just accept a Wolf? Wolf?)

The author notes how she benefitted from her friendship with Ivanka, who introduced her to an influential media mogul at a party. How much is her own success the product of extreme privilege? The Chapin education, 1% connections, the right parties, and the right education. How many of us could have written the same

Duh, she’s rich. People roll their eyes when I go in on rich people, but I stand firm that there isn’t a truly good rich person in this country. I can hold my nose for a few actors, musicians, and artists becoming rich (Ian MacKaye being a millionaire stings tho).

Why do I get the feeling when the Biden administration walks into the white house they will find computer hard drives loaded with malware and downloaded porn, missing keyboards, tacks on the seats of chairs, all the locks filled with crazy glue and dead rotting fish hidden in drawers. And that will just be the in the o

It’s highly disturbing when there are groups of people out there that see Trump as some kind of protector when he’s been accused of raping a 13 year old girl in the past, not to mention other crimes swept under the rug. 

This is a Choose Your Own Back Pedaling Adventure Redemption Script!

‘Educated’.

Educated white trash is still white trash.

I ... didn’t we already go through “meds that cause racism” with Roseanne and the Ambien?

symptoms include nausea . vomiting and the occasional racist hot take...ask your local klan chapter if Secterasol is right for you.

“I believe that the change in medication reduced my judgment between right and wrong when I made the posts,” she said.

In what fucking universe do you have to live in to think being a black woman in America is some automatic rocket to the top of society!? Harris was the second black woman senator in US history. She’s only the fourth woman to ever be on the ticket of a major party, and only the second African American (3–0 BTW) No

He also used this old chestnut about how she CAN’T be racist:

Mehridith.