beckaroobanzai
Beckaroo Banzai
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The incelwaffen are like are like athlete’s foot or something. You have to keep on it until it stays gone or it’ll just keep coming back.

Could you maybe dismiss the deeply weird, utterly-committed-to-an-ethnostate-despite-how-fundamentally-stupid-that-concept-is fucker trying to derail yet another thread? Thanks!

That number confirms that this is evil.

This brother says it all:

Biden can’t fix stupid and racism is just another form of stupid. It’s a treasured stupid, but still stupid

Fuck Joe Scarborough, in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening, in the middle of the night...wash, rinse, repeat.

Heh I started doing that because she was accused of trying to sound ethnic with that name. She used to go by Lizzie Grant. Should have stuck with that.

I adore your use of her real, white-as-fuck name. I genuinely despise her entire schtick.

The only thing Elizabeth Woolridge Grant ever did right was insult Moby to his face and have Moby unironically include that insult in his book.

I usually don’t post anything in Dirt Bag but unexpected news brings us something new every hour so here it is:

He was 80?! Damn, he aged like a black person.

Michael Schur/Mose Schrute summed it up perfectly on Twitter;

What does the King of Wakanda have in common with Alex Trebek...
They both wanted us to know to measure our strength and character from what we do, not what we hope to accomplish. Not to live in the moment, but know that at this moment you can make your stand in your own way with love in your heart, and people will

This is why Trump is immune to satire.

Damn.

Just the screenshot makes me laugh. I’ve watched those Celebrity Jeopardy sketches so many times that I don’t even have to click on it.

Suggesting this would have gotten you laughed out of the writing room of Veep, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec and The Benny Hill Show. Yet it actually happened in real life.

David Simon (The Wire) has one of the few good feeds on Twitter, fans of bone spurs have been coming at him for years and he’s left nothing but a trail of body bags and chalk outlines in his wake.

This is the shit white people are out here rioting for. This level of incompetency .