Can we also shame whoever does her eyebrows? (Spoiler alert: it’s probably her)

Hi, my name is (who?)

What’s really fucked up is if you watch Roman Polanski’s body of work knowing what we know now, you realize how often rape is a major theme or plot point (Repulsion, Rosemary’s Baby, Chinatown). And you get REALLY. CREEPED. OUT.

There is only one Lust for Life that I choose to acknowledge!

Good to know - I’ve been going on a Blind Gossip bender, and I’ve been getting sucked in. My grandmother was probably right when she told me “Believe nothing that you hear, and half of what you see.”

Finally, a song we can all relate to!

Wow - how did that come about?

Is this from Repulsion?!?

WHAT?!? I, for one, AM SHOCKED! SHOCKED, I SAY!

Really? On the show he was absolutely insufferable. I’m sure he was playing a bit of a character, but it didn’t really work, particularly since he was a guest shark. (I also tend to have an overall negative impression of VCs) I appreciate his commitment to his brand, though. Cowboy shirts all day, every day!

Just started watching the second season! Can’t wait to binge the rest of it tonight!!! Allora...

I know!!! Did you see the episodes with this jerkoff?!?

Finally! Some good news from my hometown! This makes me happy 😊

Gwyneth would never do it - we’d be able to see when one of her yoni eggs falls out of her hooha.

He saw Angel smoking and he thought it looked cool.

I feel like we’ve come full circle and the kids these days think smoking is cool again? I don’t know. I am an old.

It’s-a me! Fat Mario!

I dunno - ask Aimee’s mom! ;)

And when you least expect it, Jeff Goldblum!