Dear God. What really stands out to me about this story isn’t just the criminal actions of the school - it’s the fact that little children can be so incredibly cruel and merciless. Normally, we think of that kind of behavior as the province of adults. Lord of the Flies seems pretty accurate. Human beings are sick. :(

Hmmmm... Naomi Watts... psychological thriller...“where the forces of desire and reality are disastrously at odds...” I think I’ve seen this movie?

Only 7? Wow.

I think it’s some try-hard wokeness? I know that as a feminist, I just want to people to listen to me with the same attention and respect they’d give to a man. I don’t want or expect anyone to anticipate poetry from my mouth because of my gender.

YUP. This sounds like some magical mystical womb shit that GOOP would say.

Also, as a woman, I would prefer to be judged on the actual content of what I say. Based solely on gender, I don’t think I’m more or less likely to speak poetry or bullshit. If what comes out of women’s mouths is mostly poetry, then Kellyanne Conway would be a goddamned poet laureate based on volume alone. HARD PASS.

“When women speak it is mostly poetry.”

Hey Chris:

I’m not depressed, I’m a sleep enthusiast.

So, this comment will probably forever reside in the greys - but I want to give a shout-out to a film that has yet to be mentioned: Queen of the Damned. It was a horrible film with horrible music, but 17-year-old me thought that Stewart Townsend was the best looking man I’d ever seen - a sexy goth angel from heaven.…

OMG!!!! I watched that at a sleepover when I was 13 and we kept rewinding the part where he was the South African guy in leather pants!

Hell yeah!!! Colin Farrell all day, every day!!!

I watched the same film for the man-candy: Fassbender, McGregor, Channing Tatum.

Rickman-related comment: I watched a well-intentioned yet horrible movie called Closetland for Rickman. Some parts were worth it, until you find out he’s a molesto, which REALLY killed my ladyboner.

YAAAAAAAAAS! I will watch ANYTHING starring my boo, Michael. I even watched Centurion, which is a terrible Gladiator ripoff, but I regret NOTHING!

I actually thought that movie was alright - but I was super frustrated that Rachel McAdams gets trapped alone in a bathroom with him, and instead of trying to bone the lovely specimen of humanity that is Cillian Murphy, she tries to kill him! Cillian, I don’t care if you try to kill my whole family - I’m still gonna…

Holy shit, Jon Snow!!! Sun’s out, guns out!!!

And let’s not forget: Luke and Leia were both adopted! They wouldn’t stand for this Dark Side Fuckery!