Dear Governor Ivey, Rep. Wingo, and everyone in the Alabama legislature who voted for this ish:

It’s nice to see that on Star Wars Day, the GOP is trying its best to live up to the legacy of The Empire.

In these dark times, the world needs more Darkman.

Maybe the whole Trump Administration is possessed by Bob?

So, my initial reaction was, “Who is the director who did this to him?!?” And then I saw that Branaugh is the director... and I realized he chose this look for himself...

Yeah, Jimmy. NOW you’re sorry. :/

I mean, those artisanal mayonnaise shops gotta go somewhere. /s

“Architecting your life,” is a phrase Trump uses repeatedly throughout the book. She is fond of this kind of MBA lingo and action words like “architecting,” “accelerate,” “disrupt,” and “unleash” punctuate the cliche advice she shares. She wants to “unleash the full power of women and girls,” “accelerate the pace of…

Yeah, America has basically elected a less coherent Grandpa Simpson.

The patriarchy is insidious and often leads women to act against their own self-interest; they think they will be protected/receive special treatment by the oppressors. I call it the Serena Joy Effect.

I’m glad Brad’s getting his shit together, but all I could think about is this quote:

YAAAAAAS! Fight Club Brad is the best Brad!

Heineken?!? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

They also sell liquor at the one in Coolidge Corner, if you’re in the Boston area

Random Chuck Barris related thought: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind is great and underrated film.

HOLY SHIT.

Thank you! She just had her first birthday!

Look what came in the mail!