Sad!

He apparently doesn’t follow the doctrine of reasonable chub.

That’s scheduled. We were told to wait until after her first period to spay her, for health reasons.

Sorry for your loss :( He looks like such a sweet puppy boo!

SO CUUUUUTE! I love her widdle puppy eyebrows!!!

Silent E is a ninja!!!

What’s with the tuxedo? Is Jared Leto supposed to be the Joker or the Penguin?

I know I’m late to the party here, but dear God - “Artisanal Mayonnaise Shop in Brooklyn” is the WHITEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD OF.

Oh my God, it’s like all of Shelley Long’s outfits in Troop Beverly Hills!

Hey Rebecca! I’m a Gen-Y Rebekah, but I go by Becky because no one can spell my damn name! (Thank you, religious parents who insisted on giving me the King James Bible spelling :/ )

Hi, I’m Becky! (You’ve just met one!) :)

No, I’m Becky with the purple hair. It is pretty good hair, though.

The Crampening.

You can’t hide from the cuteness!!!

Thank you! She’s the best!!!

Imma let you finish... but this is the cutest dog of all time!

Yeah, I'm extremely disappointed in my home state :( Get your shit together, Ohio!