Oh, and he and the Ohio Republican Party failed to deliver the state two presidential elections in a row.

As a liberal Ohioan, this is difficult for me. On one hand, holy shit, how is this guy considered “moderate?” Trust me, he’s not even remotely moderate. On the other hand, aw, he’s just so happy. Those pictures of him in the tornado of confetti were honestly darling.

Exactly. I don’t buy that confession for a minute. I’m honestly surprised there was even a trial and he didn’t simply disappear.

I honestly don’t see how denying service to “gay people” and denying service to a “gay wedding” are at all different.