I’ll admit, on first glance I also thought it was a bunch of women wearing burqas. But my reaction was “Oh, that’s nice, I bet they’re all friends or family. I wonder where they’re going.”

I would fuck him, but I’d definitely be pegging him. Probably incorporate some BDSM.

Goddamn that is the most wooden and insincere apology I’ve ever heard. Did he even practice that speech before he read it off the teleprompter?