No, Ed. That was Carol's abusive husband's name.

Joe: Laura :: Vince: Shambo.

"I'm 32. My hormones have chilled out."

It was originally called "Jello."

"Who ain't had a gun on them in the past year, huh? Hell, I think I would piss my pants if some stranger came walking up with his mitts in his pockets. That'd be the son of a bitch you would really want to be scared of." — Merle Dixon

I mean, it WAS baby food, amirite?

Dude, Tara and Eugene had the best lines of the night!

I can't believe I just Google translated that name at work…

I believe we spell it "cweepy" here.

It was Gareth's mom's Bible - the name inside was "Mary."

My device was "ask mask stem stat." (Axe SKull MASK Sun TEMple STATue) I was pretty proud of it.

Or tell them you're a chess grandmaster. The demographic is probably about the same.

Yep. Consistently bland.

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So socialized medicine is equivalent to rape. Got it. Good to know.

That makes no sense. The lollipop is not the medicine, it's the reward for being good - you said it yourself. That scene was so clearly a metaphor for rape, it's almost laughable that you read anything else into it.

It was the Beth of times, it was the blurst of times.

Hell would be a continuous loop of Beth pronouncing words that end in "-ing."

Upvote to infinity. I've never understood this either.

I'm convinced not only is Eugene lying, but Abraham and Rosita were also never in the military and are just cosplaying. I mean c'mon, that moustache? Those pigtails?