Have you seen the world’s best response to a lack of Emmy nominations, the Always Sunny episode “The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award”?

Because rituals have meaning in our society. This question always drives me crazy because it is clearly intentionally obtuse. It is absolutely fine if you don’t want to get married because that particular cultural institution isn’t important to you. But it’s like pretending you don’t understand why we have funerals,…

Yeah I feel like Prince Philip is so bad that it is worth it to have him walking around. Just constant WTF moments.

I did end up sitting in it to fix my shoes, but in a really unnatural way that I probably won’t stick to. Like, I imagine I will do a lot more flumping down when with my friends and family, whereas in the boutique, I glided slowly down to the chair with my back straight. I didn’t try dancing either. It’s really…

Hi! I just got my final alterations done on my dress, and that reminded me of this conversation I had with you about how we have the same dress, and I wanted to let you know that I ended up going with a loose half-slip and had the seamstress sew some support into the cups, and it seems to be working out fine. I…

This is exactly how I dance, plus enthusiastic pelvic thrusts, minus being basically a supermodel.

I believe...I can soar.

GAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO

That’s probably true!

I mean, it’s really easy to get wrong, I get it, but...not in a review you’re writing for publication!

I never put veggies on my grocery list because I always go to the veggie section and choose what I want based on my gut. So there are things that need replenishing irregularly, or that I need for a recipe, and those go on the list - but veggies are just purchased based on my heart and my memory of the fridge.

Can I be *that person* and remind everyone that the Immaculate Conception actually refers to Mary being born without sin, and if Pip/Purity was conceived during anal sex, that is technically a Virgin Birth (of sorts)?

I used to smoke a lot of weed, and I fucking loved working out while high.

Oh yay, what a fun game!

Oh man, the best spin class I ever went to used all classical music. I’m generally a pop/hip-hop spinner, so I was really surprised at how into it I got. My main memory was when, about 3/4 of the way in - so when you’re exhausted and worn down but the end isn’t quite in sight yet - they played “Flight of the…

But also...what would you do with aborted fetus organs besides legal medical research? Surely they aren’t viable to give to actual, living babies. Even if you were able to salvage, like, a fetal heart on the black market...what’s your plan? Just hang onto it? Make some jewellery? WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK IS HAPPENING?

OK, real talk: are their parents not properly mocking them about this shit?

1. Thank you for your insightful comments. I enjoyed reading them but have little to contribute to the conversation myself, which brings me to what I actually wanted to say...

GAAAHHH my cat brought me a baby bird this morning and now I remember it.