Hahaha I took a break from reading these to seduce my partner real quick.

Oh my God.

I think my problem with him centers around this defense of him

I feel like hating him is pretty strong...surely he just makes most people go, “UGGGHHHHH” but also be unable to stop reading about him? That is my experience, anyway. Every time there is a story about him, I click on it, and then I read it, and the whole time, and “uuuugggGGHGHHHH!!!!” is building up louder and…

YEEESSS I KNOW! I’ve seen it before because I am an American of an appropriate age, but I was so freaking excited when it showed up on UK Netflix and I could watch it over and over while doing the laundry or whatever.

Since when is extended family the determining factor in when we’re supposed to have kids?

I mean, do what you want to do, etc. (by that I mean that I am not in any way trying to pressure you into having kids!), but being around a kid you love is so insanely different than meeting other people’s kids. I personally do like kids and bond with them well, and even so, the difference between a kid I am enjoying…

Acrostics!

I didn’t care much for beer until I moved to England. It could still be an acquired taste and I just didn’t notice myself acquiring it, but I have found that I much prefer beer at cool-to-room-temperature, but also, cask ales are not carbonated like most of the beers I was drinking in the US. They are soooo much…

YES! Most of why I roll my eyes at the fb proclamations of love is because they’re lame, but also they are so badly written. If you are going to insist on waxing poetic about the paragon among men who is your father, put a little effort into it.

Yeah, aside from his membership in this church, I feel pretty bad for the guy. “My wife cheated on me, and in the course of recovering from that blow, I had a reciprocal affair” is hardly the same as “can’t keep it in his pants.”

Wait...is the hungover brunch mandatory? We’re having one at our wedding, but I thought it was like, if you’re still around and don’t feel like dealing with finding food in a strange city, come eat with us for free! Surely people aren’t going to change their plans to stay for our brunch?

If it helps, I got mine lovely knit linen shawls, because it will likely be slightly cool later in the evening, and they are wearing sleeveless dresses. I liked the shawls so much, I got myself one as well!

I live in a different country from where I grew up, so it is inherently a destination wedding for a lot of people. For my bachelorette party, I flew back home and invited some of my closer friends whom I haven’t seen in a while to the city where we all went to college. They bought me shots one night, but otherwise it…

Right? And on the flip side, I have not been to a single wedding at which I couldn’t have said, “Hey, look, I don’t have the money to buy you a gift right now” and had them be completely supportive and fine with that. Why are all of these people going to all of these asshole’s weddings? I get that part of it is that I…

Haha, awwww.

Man, I felt so uncomfortable asking people for expensive stuff that the majority of our registry hovers between $20-$40. At our parents’ urging, we added a couple of things over that - and they are all gone already, several months out from our wedding. Apparently more of our guests than we’d expected have money and…

Haha, my sisters went to a bachelorette party where they were expected to wear “jungle prints” one night. They were both like, “...”

Oh my gosh, I am a monster and totally delight in the explosive, catastrophic ruins of the relationships of anyone I dislike. This breakup is all glee for me.