I’ve never had a funeral as horrible as I would imagine one for a child would be, but at my family members’ funerals, I frequently forgot why I was there. You can’t be crushed under oppressive grief all the time, especially not right away. My sister and I were laughing recently about the fact that, at our…

I usually have a quick succession of orgasms like that, but they’re baby orgasms. Once I have the big one (usually only with penetration), I am out for a while. But it’s definitely possible to have a series of orgasms every couple of minutes; bodies are different, etc.

IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A GHOST! Several of my friends have done the one where they are both standing and holding hands, gazing down lovingly at an empty pair of baby shoes. THE ONLY INTERPRETATION IS THAT THERE IS A GHOST BABY DOWN THERE WEARING NOTHING BUT SHOES.

I have never understood the need to make “announcements” on facebook. People even word it that way: “So happy to announce that, next summer, I will be marrying my best friend!” Anyone who needs to know the big stuff, I’ve told in person, because it would be pretty tacky to let a close friend know you’re getting…

If you are actually worried, it might be a good idea to make an appointment with a nutritionist. Do not change what you’re doing based on the Jezebel comment section! I am not a doctor or a nutritionist, but it sounds like you are really conscious of being healthy, so you are probably OK - but if you are worried, you…

My housemate for a long time was a gluten free vegan, and I would often cook and eat with her. It wasn’t really that hard. I mean, obviously I could eat whatever the hell I wanted when we weren’t cooking together, so I didn’t have to miss things, but just in terms of preparing meals, it was fine. My cooking style is…

My reactions are torn between awe at the dress, and awe at the fact that some school, somewhere has a dress code that allows her to wear this dress.

Ahhh what a hero! I will probably never make them myself (no tools!), but I really enjoy reading about how other people problem solve things like this.

Oh yeah, I’ve had English fruitcake for Christmas every year. It’s yummy; it just strikes me more as breakfast than dessert. But they do cover it in marzipan, and since we’re compromising and doing 50-50, I don’t even have to eat it if I don’t want to!

Oh man, I am a little bit heartbroken. I will now spend my days scouring the web for an equivalently amazing pair of heels.

Statistically...no. I mean, of course it happens that women are aggressors and men are afraid of them. That is a real thing that happens in the world. But in terms of your average man walking down the street encountering your average woman? He is not going to assume that 1. she can overpower him or 2. she will get…

It’s especially awesome when it’s a bunch of teenage shitheads whom I know I could destroy verbally, but as a group they could definitely still beat the crap out of me. Like...you guys are just teeny tiny little dips, but there are six of you, so I guess I better shut up now in case you decide to fight me.

Stop it where did you find those green ones on the bottom I need to buy them RIGHT NOW

I love this advice! We are moving in three months, so I won’t invest in this just yet, but I will keep it in mind.

I plastered ALL OVER my wedding stuff that people were not obligated to give us gifts, and I still felt like I was pressuring them too much. I don’t know how to back out of it. I thought about not having a registry at all, but then people kept asking me what to get and wouldn’t take nothing for an answer.

People have to travel a lot to our wedding - it’s in my fiance’s hometown, but NO ONE is from there, so even the people in the same country have an hour minimum of travel - so our apology for that is to ply them with alcohol all weekend. We’re having an open bar for an hour and a half the night before, loads of food…

Oh man, I am so sorry. I would totally come over and enjoy your full cocktail collection. It’s something I really want eventually, but when I am a “real” adult, not the fascimile you see before you today. I raise my cheap wine glass to you and your friend and your second hand crystal.

That sounds fantastic! I do eventually want to have a fully stocked bar and a house ready for entertaining, but...not today. Today I want things that are not too difficult to pack up or donate when I inevitably move.

It was also unflattering. Beyonce has a ridiculous body, so of course she looked amazing, but the way the beading fell made her waist and shoulders look wider. Every time I see a picture from the front, I do a double take, because she looks so much broader than usual.

I honestly would really like to eventually have a house that is good for entertaining and then have all the parties. I’ve always loved throwing parties (although these would be different from the ones held in my dorm room), and it would be really cool to have a fully stocked bar with appropriate glasses.