My point is that the situations are different. Essence is serving a specific purpose: to correct an injustice and an inequality. Because of that, it is OK for Essence to feature only black people on their cover. They are attempting to right the wrong that magazines like Rolling Stone have created. Rolling Stone is…

That is hilarious and I would totally laugh about it, but also...what did she think was going to happen when she put a cake next to a three-year-old?

YES MY FIANCE IS MAKING ME HAVE A FRUITCAKE WHAT THE HELL!

This is amazing. Oh my goodness. I love this story.

That might be true if it weren’t for the fact that most mainstream media is broadcast to and about white people. Rolling Stone disproportionately features white people on its cover. Having magazines like Essence allows there to be at least SOME people of color on magazine covers - although the fact that Essence isn’t…

Well sure, my partner wouldn’t think it was serious. But the moment of him seeing it would be phenomenal. Plus he doesn’t spent a ton of time looking at the fridge door, so it could be up there for a loooong time (we keep our actual to-do list elsewhere)

Ahahahah I am totally going to put this on my refrigerator. It will be its own, separate to-do list, and the other one will have my shopping and shit.

Hahahah, this is totally all because of the implication!

Haha aww thanks!

Had they not previously...um...consummated their relationship? That is the only reason I can think of for being weird about going away with your new husband. Like maybe she was scared?

Right? I got to that one and was like, “WOULD LISTEN!”

I think that it’s about the fact that Taylor Swift’s album was titled her birth year, 1989...and then Katy Perry copied her by titling a song her own birth year, 1984.

WAIT.

And these kids are definitely not getting snacks and likely not getting breakfast (possibly even dinner).

Yeah, a cheese sandwich isn’t incredibly nutritious, but, like, I just babysat my cousins and let them eat peanut butter on bread for lunch, because they had healthy breakfast, snacks, and dinner. Parents voluntarily feed kids cheese sandwiches all the time. If the situation is actually that the kid forgot lunch money…

But...did she do that? It seems like she explicitly said several times that it is of course possible that a cheaper bottle can be better than a more expensive bottle. To me, this article read as a response to people decrying the entire wine industry as utter bullshit and claiming that wine is wine is wine, or that…

I always think it’s so weird when people corner the bride or groom. My sister got married this weekend, and I was even like, “Oh I should probably leave them alone - they’re busy.” And NOBODY has bigger dibs on their time than me, besides maybe their parents, so...back off, you guys.

I am so glad you said this. I just got in a fight with my little brother because we are at home (for my sister’s wedding!) and I told him not to put the knives in the dishwasher because it dulls them. Apparently he and my father “voted and outnumbered” my Mom on handwashing the knives because, “It’s bullshit to waste…

We’ve really lucked out in that there are some things that one or the other of us cares more about, and that is split pretty evenly. Then there are the things that neither of us really gives a shit about, but they have to get done, so we do those together. It doesn’t really save time, but at least neither one of us is…

I’ve enjoyed the sketches of hers I’ve watched previously, but I found this one disappointing. It was basically just “bitches be crazy” as far as I can tell.