Also it’s fun. I used to love using the espresso machine, but fuck using the blender.

Wait...me! I do! Is that not everyone’s end game when making toast? I am so bummed if I don’t get the butter on fast enough for it to become “ooogy”

It annoys me to no end when they correct me because, most of the time, I have legitimately forgotten about your dumb sizing system, and YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, YOU ASSHOLES, because that is the sizing system that everybody else uses. Just get me a tall when I ask for a small; there is no need to indoctrinate me into the…

I just sent her a message thanking her for letting me save face. She says she vaguely remembers it. My parents would have killed me for running away after bedtime.

I was 8 or 9 when I ran away. I had had it with my parents’ dictatorship, so I packed up all my worldly belongings into my duffel (it was teal and had my name on it!) and then dug into my secret savings ($20) and popped the screen off my bedroom window. At this moment, I had a brief flash of, “Wait...what if $20 isn’t…

YES! THIS! It’s like not liking Lolita because the protagonist is a monster, or not liking Crime and Punishment because you can’t get behind a murderer. That is the point! You are not supposed to like them!

I love Villette! I always wonder why that one isn’t more popular.

Also, is everyone else who is having sex not constantly panicking over the possibility of pregnancy? People in this thread have put forth some really good explanations, and I absolutely believe it can happen, but if I feel weird one day, I’m like, “Fuck I am probably pregnant.” Not one time has that been true, but I…

I go back and forth on how I feel about my weight for my upcoming wedding - sometimes I think, “As long as I can fit in the dress I bought, I do not care,” and sometimes I think that I MUST LOSE ALL THE WEIGHT - but this article has been really helpful. I am chowing down on a giant chocolate bar 2 months out from my…

At my cousin’s wedding, my two sisters and I were bridesmaids, and EVERYONE kept asking us when it was going to be our turn. It was so fucking weird. At one point, someone asked me and Sister 2 in front of a large group of people, “So which one of you is going to be next?” and we turned to each other and, at the same…

Huh. I could not get it to download when I was trying the other day, and now it has. I will glance over it. Weird. But thanks for the response!

It’s a reference to “freeze peach,” a mocking misunderstanding of “free speech” - usually used when somebody is whiningly and inaccurately invoking their right to free speech in order to say whatever they want without consequences.

It’s a reference to “freeze peach,” a mocking misunderstanding of “free speech” - usually used when somebody is whiningly and inaccurately invoking their right to free speech in order to say whatever they want without consequences.

It is astonishing how quickly those kinds of situations turn into, “Ugh, Implication is always ruining family days with her damn feminist obsession.” There has never, not once, been a time when the overwhelming response from the group is, “Other Person is always ruining the day with his/her weird racist and sexist…

I think everybody does! I definitely comment on finding my partner sexy more than he does to me. I’m simply a lot more vocal about it. And I think he’s sexy a lot.

Haha, my SO told me that he always feels weird telling me I am pretty or beautiful because he doesn’t want me to feel pressure to look a certain way for him.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. It really wasn’t that hard. My high school required that we complete 100 hours of service in 2.5 years (technically it was throughout high school, but I found out after doing 25 hours the summer before my sophomore year that they didn’t count until you had the official assembly…

Hahaha, oh the “I just want a tattoo” tattoos. Eh, you probably would have been fine if you got it, and you’ll be fine if you decide not to. As long as it’s not, like, a tattoo of an alien devouring your face, it doesn’t affect your life overmuch. I have a tattoo in an easily-covered place, and while I’m not as…

Are we reading the same comments section? I haven’t seen that at all.

Hahahaha the fake fighting is so terrible, but I kind of loved it.