I love the part where Manziel just stays down.

I see someone misses what it was like to be a fan in the Matt Millen years...

I refuse to classify anything that comes from Gottlieb as a "thought".

So this shoe works on the "Stone Soup" principle?

That and a large capital expense to upgrade the facilities. It was basically going to take an entire year's athletic budget to upgrade their football facilities.

It's partially that and the $29 million that they will need soon to upgrade facilities. I guess I sort of confused two issues in my comment. UAB didn't have the money from donors to continue with football now. And I think we will see more closures of football programs in the near future due to increased costs from…

I expect to see more of this in the coming years. Concussions will cripple college and pro football, and I don't expect either to look the same 15 years from now.

Like the gentleman who is leaning back, I too would rather perform puppetry than watch the Bills.

The exponential increase in money in sports has been a weird side effect of television being taken over by the internet. Advertising becomes much more valuable for sports than for ordinary television. I can put off every episode of Scandal and watch them all in one day. But I can't put off half a season's worth of…

$16.266.26 looks like an amount the NFL would fine a player. So I think that....

You can't fool me. "Lolly water" isn't a real term used by anyone. It should be "Carbonated beverage" that should be beneath "Being hit by a car".

My brother used to get the same type of gas as your fart story, except it would last for hours rather than just the one fart. We were in Boy Scouts and we were camping in a cabin (we were staff at this event) and it's the dead of winter and very cold even for southern Michigan. Then he starts farting. He's by the…

Well, the Stranger is not only handsome and mysterious, he's also magical.

I agree. The Bears had a fantastic special teams unit for several years. Hester got a lot of yards because he was often given great lanes in which to run. If only the Bears had a good special teams unit now...

It wasn't insane because of the clock, but because the wind was blowing so hard that a lot of pregame practice kicks were being pushed to the sideline while still in the air.

Nathan Vasher did it before Hester and had actually set the record for longest return at 108 yards. Clip is below.

My parents always told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up, but I always knew it was a lie. Once you're an adult, no matter how hard you try, you'll never achieve "person who wasn't abused growing up". That ship has already sailed, man.

When I was in Boy Scouts, the patrols would make their own menus for weekend campouts. One kid really wanted fried bologna, so we finally put it on there and decided he would cook it since he wouldn't shut up about how delicious it was(he was also really fat, in case you were wondering).

It would be better if you had someone fake a stumble into them before the rope is tied to their legs. Let them think that their best man stumbled into them before they were properly equipped to jump.