If you buy a new Corolla, you're saying to the world that you willfully passed up newer cars with more advanced design. It says that you just don't give a shit. Given that Toyota has promised the opposite with their cars for the last few generations makes me think they're making a mistake.

“There was a topless bar, The Other Ball, down the street on Valley Blvd in San Gabriel,” says Banks. “A fella with Corvair van came down to San Gabriel from Pasadena for lunch everyday because he loved nude women and painted erotic art. He stops in one day because I had all kinds of Corvair stuff. Says, “I want to…

All the marketing in the world won't overcome the fact that Lincoln doesn't have the product it needs to be taken seriously by the people at Pebble...

Nah, it's clearly a Lambo.

I have yet to figure out ANY use for this thing.

Talk about epic fail celebrations.

A hipster would say that.

So... it's the body of an upside down car, on top of a chassis of a right-side up car? What is this... I don't even...

Schwarzenegger's voice would have been better, " CONCENTRATE, SHARP LEFT SHARP LEFT, FAST MEDIUM RIGHT, YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME SAMIR! TRIPLE CAUTION TRIPLE CAUTION, YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME ARGH!"

Differentials

Starter motor. Because hand cranking sucks.

I don't think they want used cars. They want jobs and money!

An otherwise wealthy man goes into a bank in New York and asks for a loan...says he will put up his Ferrari as collateral. The bank's loan manager seems puzzled since the guy isn't stuck for funds and asks where the car is and he says "right outside". The loan manager says "how much do you want?" Guy replies…

So how many broke down after the shoot?