What do you have against hoses?

that joe jonas dinner is a veritable “who’s that!?” of the music biz.

For the same reason, if I search a business in Google, and the first result is for them, but it’s an ad, I scroll down to click on a non-ad link. Fighting the man one click at a time!

Speaking on behalf of... well me and my other half, really. We both enjoy a bit of porn. We’re also both female. Occasionally it helps ya get in the mood. Sometimes it’s just funny. One would assume the same applies to most humans.

I am Mexican and I never watch Univision.

Please, Ms. Jackson. This is a funeral for heaven’s sake!

I think all countries do the focusing on sports they’re good at, to a certain degree. But if some network just showed the events in real time without commentary, I would watch the shit out of that. I don’t dislike watching sports, it’s all of the bullshit that comes along with sports - the endless prattling on,…

Ugh, my woman brain isn’t interested in very many Olympic sports, but the ones it might watch (mostly swimming) will lose about 95% of their appeal if I already know who won. And I HATE that 85% of coverage has always been wading through life stories to get to the three seconds of edited action they deign to show.

Hahahahahaha😂 I was REALLY surprised by how hard it was to curb the cursing once the little one came along! I was always pretty good at keeping it G-Rated around my friend’s kids, but it’s a whole different story when they’re in in your home (and car) 24/7.

The children or the beets?

I have. It was on my bucket list. Ummm, I was not impressed. I get more out of my own tarot reads. (Note: I think of tarot as a pictoral guide to help me think of my problems in a different way. Not as an actual predicting the future kind of thing.)

Pussy up, nutsack. Shit’s about to get real.

They’re being “professional” in order to get by without creating more friction that may hurt their careers later. It’s not earnest- just one of many obligations. Actors always praise their costars and directors publicly with a stock set of compliments. When they don’t the consequences are huge.

There has yet to be a true Mom Movie because I have yet to hear of a breast-pump slapstick scene. Let me set the scene which really needs to be in a Funny Lady Movie:

My BFF lost her mom to pancreatic cancer about 3 months after giving birth to her second child. As we’re going through her mother’s FOUR walkin closets…

You know what else this movie majorly left out? How the fuck women got here. Hint: it’s not a lady-related reason.

You know what I did when I couldn’t bring myself to bake any cookies or volunteer for the next fundraiser or whatever?

My favorite movie about motherhood is White Oleander.

I think it’s instructive that these guys write a movie about men and get “the Hangover”, in which a bunch of over the top stuff happens to men who go off and act like children. Yet when they write a movie about women, they get called “bad” for acting like normal humans and basically functional adults.

It's actually a podcast- two women talk about their obsessions with murders and not getting murdered. It's very funny.

There’s an episode of “my favorite murder” about it, and while the hosts often get details a little wrong, they do a lot of research and the case against him sounded SO shady.