She was on ‘neighbors’ in the mid/late 2000’s at which point she played a middle/high school student and was genuinely that age. IMBD has her as 25 - if she’s knocked time off - it’s only a year or so. She is one of those people who is so beautiful they don’t need make-up to enhance anything, so the make-up makes her…

I’m 31.5, and I remember her from Neighbours, and I feel like she was a few years younger than me then. By our powers combined, she is clearly 29.

I also worked at a Subway (so glad to hear these are your favorite stories). My story is short but fucked up: I worked there when I was 16, and was often left alone. This was in a small New England town before the present heroin/pill epidemic became a problem. so that was really no big deal, plus my parents lived a 10…

Sonic story... it sounds like the people who used to work at my local Burger King got jobs elsewhere.

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/foolingwi…

now, now. don’t be modest. i’m sure everyone would say “damn he was a hottie back in the day, but even more today”. #complimentingfriendsismyfavorite #subscribenowforalowpriceof:onestar

Yeah, this doesn’t seem like the reaction of even a person who is trying to win their children’s favor, let alone an honest-to-god actually good person. “Won’t see me? Maybe an indefinite incarceration will make you remember how good I was to you!” Nnnnnot likely, no.

Dafuq? That the “father” is allowing his children to be imprisoned is the only proof I need that he is not worthy of the name. I’ve heard of some really bad decisions being made by some really bad judges but this may be among the absolute worst.

Teenage girls (well, okay, probably teenage boys, too) are pretty easily manipulated by the desire to appear cool, tough, sophisticated, down with the scene, etc — basically to live up to whatever expectations are being set around them. I think it’s the entire reason that age of consent laws are a thing: we know it’s…

WOWWWWW. I am Canadian and don’t have twitter so I haven’t really heard much of Donald outside the Apprentice, when people used to watch it, but OMG. I hate to ask but WHY, WHYYYYY are so many Americans so stupid? He’s #2 in the Republican roster right??? I just can’t.

I saw them make this on “Great British Bake-off” and have craved it ever since.

Eve and Mary Magdalene are fictional characters, but misogyny about them has been fucking things up for women for a long ass time.

That top photo is EVERYTHING. His creepy lean, her polite posture; his villainesque tented fingers, her white-knuckled rendition of the graceful self-hand-hold; his leering grin, her manufactured smile. Everything about him says, “I own this whole fucking town, darlin, and I’m gonna own you, too. Would you like that?…

She’s with a Nestle exec? The same asshole who doesn’t think that water is a right for all people? Gross.

She absolutely did not do that.

I’m hoping she meant, “If I were XX lbs. lighter, I would look like a malnourished bird,” rather than insinuating that every woman who is slim looks that way. It’s tough to tell.

I think, in context, she’s saying that *she* would look like a malnourished bird if she lost a lot of weight.

Honestly, there are times when mutual masturbation is just as excting as sex. I lucked out as my wife and I enjoy the same kind of kinks when it comes to porn, so we’ll watch it together and tell one another what we’d like to be doing. And then there’s my old favorite, sixty-nining. Nothing like simultaneous oral sex.…

We have always been at war with eastasia!