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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel want another baby already because their current baby wasn’t the right shape for the void.

I have tears in my eyes after reading these, particularly the one from the reader in Sweden.

Kylie Jenner is the High Priestess of Westoros that King Cairo, a hobbit, has been sent to kill on behalf of Blac Chyna, a dementor who is bent on dominating the whole Alderaan system.

I was in a relationship with a guy who never laid a hand on me, but who gaslighted me to the point that I began physically harming myself. I remember wishing that he would harm me physically, because that would have been a clear violation of boundaries that everyone (myself included) could recognize.

I feel like this highlights the insanity in trying to split diseases into physical and mental with the idea that “physical” diseases are somehow more real than other diseases. Your central nervous system sending you false cues about your skin is no more or less real than anything else.

Preach. There HAS to be people to fill service jobs, but that doesn't mean they need to be shit on and treated like some sort of plague.

This drives me insane. It isn't just teenagers working these jobs, it's people with families who are trying to support themselves and others. Wages for lower and middle class jobs have actually FALLEN if you compare them to the 70s. I don't understand how we can allow this.

her hair is beyond awesome though.

I just think this is a poorly thought out policy that won’t do anything.

Yes. I did this to someone and I’ll always feel badly about it. It’s been 14 years, I’m still with the guy I broke up with him for, we have two kids...and I still feel a little like a bitch. Had I been dating me I’d have thought I was the biggest asshole ever. But I wasn't trying to be an asshole. I just realized that

Just wanted to give a shout out to Teen witch

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on

Bull-fucking-shit. Madonna is not some ground breaking saviour of older women’s diminishing rights. She’s a goddamn poster child for plastic surgery and fillers in an attempt to hang on to fading youth. In fact, MADONNA IS AN AGEIST, since she refuses to let herself age naturally. Instead of being proud of her age and

The only parts of gym class I liked in high school were badminton and field hockey. I killed at badminton - smashed blue darters across the net on the reg. My gym teacher was shocked at my enthusiasm. Then, when we got to the field hockey unit, I would actually run! I think he may have had a heart attack. He soon

I greatly dislike Madonna. And it’s not because of her age, and it’s not because of her personal appearance, and it’s not because of her sexuality. I have no interest in age-shaming or skinny-shaming or slut-shaming her.

“maybe yes, maybe no. maybe go fuck yourself”

Am I allowed to ignore the directive and just tell a story about my wedding dress? Cause I'm dying to. I went to school for fashion design and one of my good friends started a wedding dress company in Minnesota after she left. She makes beautiful slightly untraditional dresses that I highly recommend to everyone (Tara