Ooohoohoo, hoisted by her own petard!

Oh yeah, unicorns and sparkly shoes. Why are sparkly shoes not an everyday fashion item for adults? This I do not understand.

You don't like your little girls looking like a brides thigh? Psssh, whatever.

I fucking hate those headbands!

Leslie Hall is the best performer of all time

YAYYYY!!!!!! I LOVE LESLIE HALL! This song will be in my head all day now.

When I was seven, I got a book on how babies are made. It talked about eggs, sperm, fertilization, and prenatal development (but completely left out all mention of sex.) I with my mom at a Korean grocery and stumbled upon the alfafa sprouts at the salad bar. My mom was waiting on line when I gasped shouted clear…

I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.

Interesting. I've been practicing for one measly year, and textbook GSA has popped up twice. Twice. And I'm one person at one hospital in one city in one country. Yet when I made this comment on the last story that discussed GSA, no one wanted to believe it when I informed someone that these instances happen far more…

To be honest, I'm surprised they still sell Pinot Giglio after that awful Ben Affleck- Jennifer Lopez movie...

i work at a cafe with a few pasta dishes on the menu. we offer gluten-free pasta, for a small uncharge, on all of the pasta dishes, but our alfredo sauce is not gluten-free, and our spaghetti and meatballs have breadcrumbs in them. i tell this to every single person who orders their alfredo or spaghetti with…

If you think the way the likes of Monsanto, Syngenta and Cargill run roughshod over farmers in North America, take a look at how they treated Indian farmers. To destroy a thousand year old sustainable practice and put the millions who rely on it in jeopardy is no less than pure evil in my opinion. Oh plus child slave…

I know I'm going to get throttled for this, but there's some baby in her mostly-insane bathwater. I am not a fan of GMO crops. This is not because I think they are poisonous or "toxic" it's because I am not convinced that enough independent research was undertaken with regard to how the GMO's effect the food system as…

Since Emile Hirsch obviously skipped that week of kindergarten, we'd better break it down for him:

Only interested if they're talking about republican politicians and their wives.

Yep, totally the Middletons that did it. Should have stuck with the Uppertons only.

It's a crapshoot in any building because MURRICA FREEDOMZ.

While there might be some use for a law that seeks to clarify "the problem" of men masquerading as women for the sole purpose of peeping on and/or violating women in, say, a Bally's Fitness what makes his pronouncement BULL SHIT is this little nugget that he dropped:

Yes! Also, maybe this is my Midwest roots talking, but you give up a lot when you have kids. I know people are trying to "have it all" but the reality is that you don't get as many date nights or as much free time when you have little kids. You give it up for a time, and you fucking deal with that. It's not forever!…