This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

The coaches shouldn’t be penalized. They told both their teams to beat the other on the scoreboard, not physically. Unfortunately, patience runs thin when the game is in quadruple overtime and the teams are deadlocked at six apiece.

Homeboy needs to take that Christmas tree down.

people still have their christmas tree up?!?