Bruce Wayne pretty much does do that.  Hence, Robin.

If the kid grows up and doesn’t look like Jim Parsons, I’m suing.

David Hyde Pierce is waiting for the call!

Dang. I was really hoping it would be Sheldone. 

They’d better figure out a damn good explanation because in real life you’d never see a scenario where 15 years pass and four friends don’t remain as close as ever.

Eliza Dushku doesn’t have any range, but she *can* act.

Proves how vulnerable and precarious POCs positions are right?  If Ali Larter can destroy your career, you’re working in a bigoted industry. 

Man, imagine having your career so casually destroyed by Ali fucking Larter, the poster child of interchangeable mediocre blonde actresses.

I dunno, I saw Dollhouse.

Dammit, if I hear this crap one more time I’m gonna start setting fires with my mind.

 Doesn't she know it's-a no fun, bein' an illegal alien?

I heard he made it selling England by the pound.

This is absolutely Morgan Freeman’s voice narrating, and I can’t quit laughing like an idiot over here.

This is just Son of Sam with redubbed dialogue!

For a hot minute I was worried it was the guy from Talking Heads.

He played Vera’s feet.

For a hot minute I was frantically trying to remember who Jerry Harris played on Cheers.

Oh, gotcha. Sorry, I thought you meant the Muppets set in general would’ve be miserable. Yeah, Sellers had a reputation for being a dick.

Jackson in June, corn be heavy soon.