The Spy Who Loved Feet

Waaaaaay before that even was the letters page in Starlog magazine.

I love this show and will never understand the hate it gets.

PUNS?!?!? This is The Final Cut, I’m outta here...

TOILET PAPER!

But think of the great anal sex from Superman!

Try Not To Die Before You’ve Purchased A Ticket 

Also, he smells funny.

The Man Who Had To Take A Massive Shit

I’m really starting to fall hard for Katja Herbers.

You can’t kill what is already dead.

Just got back from seeing it, it was eh, all right...

FUCKING SHEEEET!

“John Anderson.”

I’m guessing this a metaphor?

I don’t care if she’s a Scienceaholic, I love Elisabeth Moss!

Yeah...”Watchable”...

But I’m allergic to puns!

Shitstain Bears

Technically, it started (enter birth date here)