Lol, thank you.

I will be 48 tomorrow.

If Apple doesn’t want to make iPods anymore, I wish some third party would take up the mantle and make an iTunes compatible player.

If Apple doesn’t want to make iPods anymore, I wish some third party would take up the mantle and make an iTunes…

“Traditional gender roles are EDGY when I do them!”

It’s important to keep an eye on these crazy fucks.

This new invention has Millennials throwing out their cell phones!

I was just thinking about this last night. There’s an incredible amount of buzz for any upcoming streaming series but once it’s released...poof. It’s like it never existed. The only real exception is Stranger Things. 

Fuck it, we’ll do it live!

Albert FINI

Also, it has Elisabeth Moss FTW

WITH MYSELF, AMIRITE?

Was going to knock you for not including “Listen, The Snow Is Falling” by Yoko Ono but decided to award you a BILLION points for including “Misty” by Kate Bush. That song is so fucking beautiful and captures winter perfectly.

Make like a dinosaur and ice age!

I’m sure you’re right, it just sounds like a weird selling point.

They will shoehorn in a romance between George Martin and Mary Hopkin.

Wow, 55 hours with a few moments of drama.

Previously, on LOST:

HE’S TOO DAMN OLD FOR THIS SHIT!

I find it helps if you read his reviews in Ann Dowd’s Aunt Lydia voice.

No, the Peter Cushing guy.