I drink so may of them that we now refer to them as Danger Water. 

This just makes me want T2 bangs. I loved her whole mood in that damn movie. 

Ughhhhhh men be typing paragraphs on the internet. Barf.

Rose petals stain fabric and walls and flooring. If someone did this to me I would be super pissed. 

Not a pop of bold color to be seen. Barf. 

This is me, but Lizzo. 

I wanted to hate him but I absolutely love him. Weird. 

You’re entitled to your wrong opinion. *shrug*

Oh sweet girl. Same.

WHOLESOME CONTENT!

It is typically a rock club. They do book other genres from time to time. It’s on Elliston Place which has been known as “The Rock Block” since the 80s.

I haven’t seen that many squares in the Exit/In since like EVER.

Everyone that ever called me a poseur now lives a miserable, corporate life. And I’m a fat, queer burlesquer now. So....... do whatever you like with that information.

applause for “Habsburg Circle Jerk .“ 

CASHMERE THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!! Stevie- send me a damn shawl!

While I am usually not into judging on appearance and/or telling anyone they’re too old for something, the math on this checks out. 

I will only be referring to him as Vice President Good Boy going forward. 

I absolutely guarantee that NONE of the man-babies I have dated could pick my tattoos out of a lineup, much less render reasonable facsimiles. But way to take a joke and make it into an excuse to tell someone how wrong they are. Do you feel superior yet?  

Dear Mom,

Maybe you should eat something so your hands and mouth are too busy to judge other folks bodies.