That’s odd, because just YESTERDAY she was speaking at an exorbitantly expensive ladies luncheon in Nashville with notoriously awful Marshia Blackburn. And they wouldn’t allow press inside! THAT IS NOT FIXING THE OPIOID PROBLEM KELLYANNE.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAH. Get the fuck out of here.

I AM SO GLAD TO KNOW THIS. Thank you kind person for sharing your knowledge.

sames

Oh, moi aussi.* 

Because the actually black adopted son cannot decide he wants to be white so he can escape the trauma of being adopted by this woman. That’s why she’s awful. I don’t know what “teh awful” is except some sort of attempt to devalue my argument like a petulant child.

No purity test really. Just trying to figure out why you’re so invested in defending this fucking AWFUL woman. She’s not mentally ill, she’s playing black for her own gain. It is literally that simple.

Real quick ARE YOU FUCKING BLACK?

Honestly the crux of it is in the first few paragraphs and you just ignored it.

real quick survey: are you white?

You’re joking, right? Kara brown is totally not a white person.

The reason it is White Supremacy and not some poor sad story about an abused widdle white girl who’d rather have braids is because BLACK PEOPLE CANNOT PUT ON A COAT OF WHITENESS TO ESCAPE THE HORRORS PERPETRATED ON THEM BY WHITENESS.

There’s now a rumor going around that he killed himself because he was outed by a sports talk show? any truth to this?

I just want to say it has been really nice knowing you all.

And I hate it when people need to make this correction. You understood the point being made. Let people fucking talk how they talk.  

LOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK! This look is not for you, duder. It is strictly for my whimsical 36 year old ass.

Ugh Keaton’s casting in this is so meta I can barely stand it.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH *cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH *runs to bathroom urgently to peee* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA *inhale* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA FUCK YOUUUUUU TRUMP.

There is absolutely a popcorn emoji.

By “same” he means “white,” right?