Sooooo are they going to televise this shit show? I’d like to eat chips and watch him get convicted.
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“Sanctioned by the left” makes my eyes bleed.
Gross.
*sings* You are not alooooooooone. I am here with yooooou.
Does anyone else wish FLOTUS would just like march her ass to WV and make these women SAY THAT SHIT TO HER FACE? Like *ding dong* FLOTUS calling. I came to see if you’d call me an ape in heels to my face or if you were a coward. *pretty but sharp smile* And then these old mayonnaise white ladies would just shrivel up…
My mom posted the Michelle Obama is a hypocrite because Beyonce meme a month ago. We’re still fighting.
There’s a theory going around that Cohen actually died on Monday and it was kept quiet.
If I had a nickel for every time I have screamed DID YOUR FUCKING MOTHER NOT TEACH YOU ANY BETTER? at total strangers that have cat-called/groped/sucked their teeth at me, I’d be able to buy a creeper-free island for us sassy women who may eventually get murdered for clapping back.
Me. I am playing her. They haven’t asked yet, but I’m certain they’ll call any day. *polishes lobster hat*
WE KNOW.
Good old Bart. We all hated him when he lived in Nashville.
Bart Sibrel used to be a regular at my bar and I considered punching him numerous times.
I can vouch for her being in Nashville at the time. ;)
He is The Ginger Elvis. Also, Baby Duck. If you haven’t seen DVD by Sexy, you must.
He’s like 6'4" or taller. He wears boots so I imagine he was 6'6" when we hung out. He’s a gracious, swaggering peacock of a man. Think of Rhett Butler and Elvis but like, from the desert. He gestures with his hands in a way that is hypnotizing. He’s constantly making ridiculous jokes. He is charmingly disheveled. He…
same
Met Dolly when I shot her niece’s wedding. She is made of light and laughter and she made us twice baked taters for breakfast. And when she started singing in the room I was in, I started crying because her voice sounds like angels.
I met Gwen in 1996 when I was 15 and she was like a gleaming goddess and told me to follow my dreams and give the boys hell. I’ve been keeping it up.
I’m crying.