Is it just me or does Kylie seem to have the longest celeb pregnancy of all time? Maybe it’s just because there were probably rumors for months before she was actually pregnant, but I don’t even actively pay attention other than skimming Dirt Bag here on Jez 1x per day and I feel like this girl has been knocked up for…

I am a lesbian semi-old and didn’t get it either — I asked a guy friend in his late 30s, and he said it’s a porn thing, and he never does it with his wife, because it would make him feel like a 20-year-old frat boy in a bad porno if he did that to her. Because she would think it degrading, and so would he.

My takeaway? Old time views on courtship and pursuit cannot co-exist with modern feminism. Do away with “non-verbal cues.” Millennial women cannot harp on affirmative consent and then say “But I gave you non-verbal cues.” Can’t have it both ways.

No Aziz Ansari article or even a mention? Seems like when older, less-relevant-to-millennials actors are accused, people were happy to jump on the bandwagon but are struggling more with certified faves.

Maybe she can look for companion-type work. Years ago, my mom was paid by a busy executive to spend a few hours a week with her mother who was in a nursing home.

Does she have arthritis? I worked part time for Starbucks several years ago and they were very good to work for, frequent breaks, good pay and benefits etc. Only issue was that the repetitive motion with hands could cause pain. And also the standing.

Jennifer Lopez is tacky.

Because it will be the only place serving coffee in the park, because Starbucks will have a non-compete clause in the contract. And also because people are stupid assholes addicted to bad coffee.

Filled with the same screaming kids that would be out on the trail.

Yep. If people don’t patronize the fucking place, it will close. And that’s not going to happen. So fuck us for being too stupid to do better.

Yes, it will be and that’s why we can’t have nice things.

What’s up with the kinda crappy/mean commentary? For example in regards to Tonya Harding, “...showing off that boxer’s midriff.” Really? What happened to not judging women and their bodies? If this was an attempt at comedy, it’s time to do better. Snide, mean girl commentary isn’t comedy.

Yeah, this article is gross (and a mess). And the comments are worse.

Was that cunty dig at Jessica Chastian necessary?

Tamblyn speaks true; and why she is called an “actor” here when she calls herself an “actress” is ‘telling.’

what the fuck is going on in this Dirt Bag? this is...messy at best

I prefer her over the Kardashians

Don’t feel guilty about watching it! I *am* Jackie.

She’s someone with one of the biggest platforms in the world and has never used it to speak against the president or any of his policies. Fuck that white privileged bitch and the shitty music she makes.

I’m a cardi b fan but chill. The Beatles at least played their own instruments.