Holy fuck does Trump look stupid. I mean just look at that un-thinking face. Those beady, unfocused eyes. You could hold the paper up to his left ear and read it through his right.

Sometimes, I almost hate Ivanka more than her father. There’s plenty of hate to go around, sure, but I hate her ilk for masking their lack of principles in buzz words, congratulating themselves for managing to spit out the most meaningless word diarrhea hoping that we, their “lessers” buy into it and continue to stay…

I fucking hate everybody in this administration and I can’t wait for them to live out the rest of their lives in disgrace.

I’m the exact opposite. I’ll probably die because I ignored the symptoms of lock jaw and just drank a Gatorade and took some Tylenol.

For a split second I thought you were talking about Ellie and was all TAKE IT BACK OR FIGHT ME but then realized that the constant coping with having this wad of flu snot not being in prison is wearing me out.

I keep wondering the same thing. What about inflatable boats with small motors? Does Amazon have drones? Can they drop them off? Could 500 boxes of inflatable boats with motors be air dropped by plane and distributed by larger boats?

If I had millions of dollars, could I get 1000 boats or canoes where needed in a hurry? Seriously...could someone super rich do this? Mark Z. or Beyonce or T. Swift? Could they??

Serious answer is that god sent them as a punishment and you don’t so much pray for the storms to stop as you do for forgiveness for whatever you did to make the storms come.

I am happy to say I have yet to hear this song, even accidentally, and I’m going to see how long I can hold that streak for.

Plus Kim looks like she’s wearing blackface again. Her skin is the same color as her daughter’s in these photos.

Whitney, it’s “all of A sudden.” Seriously, when have you ever read it with “the” like that?

So what if she does. A vindictive mother would still only get, what, maybe 50%.

Shall we crowdsource the perfect feminist Chinese-Caucasian baby name below?

Modest backgrounds by what standard? A 30 milllion pound company, 100 year old trust funds and ties to royal family as far back as 1926. The Middletons were middle class compared to Warren Buffet and the Queen, but to me they’re fucking rich.

All of this just reads like a gross way to con (young) fans into spending more money on her. It would be different if all it took was effort, not buying more stuff. I do not understand why extremely rich people are so desperate to get richer.

I actually like swish swish just because I’m glad that someone called Taylor out for being a brat and treating her dancers like inhuman trash. I wish more people knew that story about the poor pay. The video was not good.

I own a 13 album collector’s edition of the Beatles on vinyl. Sgt. Peppers is, of course, included.

I own a 13 album collector’s edition of the Beatles on vinyl. Sgt. Peppers is, of course, included.

My dad has Doors stuff. It’s good.

My dad has Doors stuff. It’s good.

Dear MVP,