You are going to feel pretty bad when you find out that #32's eyes really look like that.

This seems personal to you...TRISTAN THOMPSON!

Is this what passes for “Bear Fridays” now?

Too soon

Word?

Gotta think he’d know this by now if he hadn’t missed Draymond by a year at Michigan State.

No way he didn’t eat the evidence.

White Shirt --> MVP

Human Resources holding on Line 3.

Who is Justin Faur...?

Who didn’t like the ‘04 - ‘06 Pistons?

Yeah!  Fuck you Nick Saban for taking what they gladly gave you!

Her name makes me hungry for a breaded chicken breast stuffed with ham and swiss cheese.

I think you spelled “College of Osteopathic Medicine “ wrong. 

Combined with the lady MMA fighter article, this makes the first ever 2-skidmark day!

Can we still hear the pun? Asking for a friend...

Isn’t it “baseball-bat-and-knife-wielding maniac”?

More importantly, dude needs to charge his phone.

Stannis says “fewer”