Where has this been all my life?!!??! You get all my stars forever and ever.

I understand why, legally, they are required to pay. It’s sound law and 99 times out of 100 it serves a good purpose.

Maybe. I will be 45 in November (Damn. Did I really just say that?), and most of the people that were around when all of this went down are right around my age group, meaning late 30s to early 50s (Gen X), and I had to unfriend and block a couple of people after I posted Dee Barnes Gawker essay. And these were Black…

Cue all of the Hoteps coming out of the woodwork to tell her to “Sit Down, and Shut Up, Again!”, and “Why are you trying to bring down a Black Man”, and That’s Why Don’t Nobody Want Y’all Ass, Anyway!”, and, and, and...

This isn’t exactly a novel observation, but fitness and the appearance of engaging in exercise have become the new suntan, a sign of being wealthy enough to have the time and means to work out and eat healthfully.

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

I mean... points for creativity, I guess...? I’ve heard of telling someone to suck ass but to suck a fart out of an ass is kind of poetic.

OMG you guys. Can farts really be sucked out of asses? Because I’ve had a real monster stuck in there ever since I ate that burrito earlier. Can I call the police about this? Can Chris Brown help me with? Please Internet, illuminate this.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Prosecutors don’t look for truth, they look for convictions.

http://www.howdovaccinescauseautism.com

Seriously. My brain explodes with rage at the assumptions here.

Earlier this morning there was a thread about not sleeping by naked because of the potential for kids barging in upon waking up. Some guy said “uh lock your door” and he got piled on. Like how dare he not like be every second for your children’s every whim.

Also THIS. How many people shit on working dads whose wives stay home with the kids? Literally zero, that’s how many.

Surely by now you know we’re all incorrigible hypocrites. Time made us that way. Do what you do, but know at some point you’ll be a hypocrite too. Xer cynicism = best cynicism.

Mmm. Intergenerational conflict. Bring on the Boomers to shake their walkers and the other Millenials to make fun of them with Snapchat filters. As a dedicated Xer, I shall dutifully express my aloofness by rolling my eyes at all of you.