UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. Fuck NBC. Just. FUCK OFF. First, these people were trying to scrub the tape to downplay his involvement. Now he gets paid to leave and in five years he’ll have another job and no one will remember the time he was, as JO said, Trump’s “hug pimp.” I just...I can’t with any of this.

This all day.

A-freaking-gree. Why does he still have job????

The part where he asked that woman to hug Trump gave me a rage stroke. Then when he asked who she would date? I may never stop vomiting.

He’s commented. But...um...does he have a job still? I know it’s sort of weird to be focusing on Billy Bush in all of this, but I just keep asking DOES HE STILL HAVE A JOB??? I know he’s not the jackass running for president, but my GOD.

You seem like a totally awesome person who totally has it going on and is in no way a giant asshat. Can we date?

Same. All day same.

The first 6,000 times I heard “Blank Space” I thought she said “Starbucks lovers” too, Jared. I feel ya. (Also why didn’t he sue the guy who made the tape and sold it???) 

I was having the worst goddamned day. And you fixed that for me. I can NOT stop giggling now.. Thank you for pulling that quote. Truly.

Where has this been all my life?!!??! You get all my stars forever and ever.

My friend has to do this to send her son across the country to see his father every summer. There are actually a ridiculous amount of safeguards they take with unaccompanied children. I was always quite impressed with it...until now.

They just make up ridiculous new songs. See: the Aaliyah biopic.

I had to read this headline no less than six times because I was thinking, “No, that can’t be right.” Fuck. Everything. I get this is how the legal system works and all but COME THE FUCK ON.

I’m totally going to do the sort-of-plank-then-eat-pasta later. It’s basically my routine...once a week. Maybe. You can come over if you want. Shit. We can drink a bottle of wine and eat some cheese, too.

JUST ONE GODDAMN DAY I would like to get online without having Margaret Atwood running through my brain. Fuck everything.

Also 40andsomething. Totally agree. Life was so much simpler when assholes, idiots and crazies didn’t have a built-in platform.

OMG I miss Donn so much. He seemed like he only ever wanted to have a good time. The rest of the husbands are lame and boring.

*different

You had a markedly differnt experience than me. But maybe Grand Jury is better and doesn’t make you want to pull your own toenails out.

I wanted to. And then it happened. And it was AWFUL. I got picked for a trial that lasted three weeks. We weren’t sequestered, but I got paid $20 a day. It did not cover the $10 parking allowance the courthouse provided. When the trial came to us for deliberation, one guy said, “I’ll say whatever you want to get out…