BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS

now I really want jelly beans

“How white bread can you get?”

DC’s best sign:

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

Saw this on Instagram:

A few of my favorites from the Santa Ana march (20,000 people! In Orange fucking County!):

Looks good and campy to me. Anything that takes a jab at that thin-skinned cult is alright by me. (Yeah, I called it a cult!)

i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

His resignation?

OR ONE OF THE MANY HILLARY CLINTON SHIRTS YOU ALREADY KNOW THEY OWN!

White women who want to broadcast their politics (in addition to actually taking action, ahem) could also just wear a t-shirt from Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, Amnesty, SPLC, CAIR, BLM, NOW, NPR, DNC ... the possibilities are endless. Just anything at all besides almost literally #notallwhitewomen.

I didn’t detect any crazy vibe from her texts, so I’m not really sure why Che even bothered texting her to begin with when he seemed to have no interest in her. Otherwise, he wasn’t rude at all to her nor was she rude to him. He was trying to provoke a response with the I’m fat line.

I really wish these two would have entered a relationship if only to spare the rest of the dating pool having to deal with them. They both seem like a lot of work.

While the liberal in me 99% agrees with you, there is room in my heart for the occasional exception.

The death penalty is immoral, not because of who we apply it to but because we are the ones who must apply it.