Retta! The best. She is just so amazing.

Poetry on White/Male Privilege

“All lives matter” is the smarmiest, most disingenuous erasure of a movement that malicious and clueless white people could have come up with. To apply this to Dr. King, his work, or his life is almost violent in its untruth. Fuck this parade of assholes in the ear.

That's one badass assistant principal.

The show first came out while I was in middle/high school in the Midwest, and I thought the characters and scenarios couldn’t possibly be real... Then last year I rewatched the whole series on HBO Go and realized how true to life it was now that I’m a thirty-something in a metro area.

I was with a dude who liked to finish on my glasses.

edit for clarification: obviously while I was wearing them, not just like...swing over and jizz all over them on my nightstand.

The African Americans who’ve won Oscars, and the role they played.

Hattie McDaniel - a slave

I just want to remind everyone that there are multiple groups under the UO outfit Urban Outfitters, Anthropologie, Free People, Terrain and BHLDN, that are not only stealing from ethnic groups, but small artists as well. The store I run carries a few of the same brands, but these large groups private label the EXACT…

Mom would pack me two sandwiches. I was a heavy kid and it would embarrass me to have to pull my lunch out and there’s two sandwiches and two juices but my friend whose folks were Mormon with several underage children all raising each other couldn’t afford to feed them all. She would always sit next to me and pull out…

I know, for some reason I see a hungry child unable to afford lunch as a problem in need of a solution instead of an opportunity for punishment. It’s weird.

So, here’s a crazy idea: when a kid reaches a certain amount of lunch debt, a social worker or school administrator reaches out to the kid’s family to try to find out why: is the kid going to school with lunch money every day and getting it taken on the way to school? Are they just spending it on chips in the morning?…

Agreed. Of course they want him back. This fuck up brought more attention to this show then they could have possibly hoped for. I’m still thinking that this was scripted. Steve Harvey would sell his mother to be relevant.

The host is the most interesting thing about these meat puppet shows. Of course they want him back, his error got them more press than a smooth show would have ever gotten.

Aww, good luck MEE-chelle Norris!

I read this and immediately shrieked “What??? Nooooo” out loud and now my coworker is looking at me with concern like someone died.

See, I thought Roberts was obnoxious. Obviously the character is horrible and we’re not supposed to find her charming. But Chanel’s villainy should be fun to watch. It was a chore to sit through shrill rant after shrill rant, all played at the same overbearing level. Maybe I’m just tired of seeing her play a loud and…

10/10 would bang

She’s the best thing about Scream Queens.

Killer Mike for President!