Uh, there's exactly one blond on that old Vogue cover.

Things I have experienced as a Disney cast member:

What later became England used to be made up of four Saxon kingdoms, Northumbria, East Anglia, Wessex, and Mercia. Danish invasions meant that the kingdoms collapsed one by one until only Wessex and part of Mercia remained. Alfred the Great, his daughter, son, and grandson slowly pushed back the invaders, finally…

During the reign of William III, a garden fountain was once used as a giant punch bowl. The recipe included 560 gallons of brandy, 1200 pounds of sugar, 25,000 lemons, 20 gallons of lime juice, and five pounds of nutmeg. The bartender rowed around in a small boat, filling up guests' punch cups.

Sometimes baby sloths mistake their own arms for tree branches, grab onto them and fall out of trees.

It was excellent. A great science fiction piece.

You should have! It was a fun little firecracker in a can with Emily Blunt kicking alien ass all over the place.

When the Apollo 11 astronauts returned from the Moon, they went through customs, where they filled out the customs forms listing other interim destinations visited between ports ("Moon") and declared what goods they picked up there ("Moon rocks," "Moon dust").

Petition to advance cloning technology to the point that every woman someday can have a Joseph Gordon Levitt.

I can read faster than listening as well, but it's a lot safer when driving to listen to a book than read one.

Birdman is pretty much the only movie I care about at this point. To clarify, I'll see a bunch of these, but I'm on pins and needles for Birdman. And the inner geek in me hopes that the sequel will be Michael Keaton going to Harvard Law to pursue his dream of being a big-time lawyer :D

I've WWOOFed several times; once in Canada (northern Quebec), once in Ireland, and once in Japan. I'd highly recommend it. The trick is to find the right host. Even just the chance to spend real time with locals is worth the couple hours of work each day. Very interesting and eye opening.

I adhered to this rule and just made a career move that doubled my pay, 100% paid by company insurance plan, and 1% ownership of the company. Plus other incentives like they provide breakfast lunch and dinner. Not that the recruiter was hounding me for it, but they did ask what my current pay was. I side stepped this…

Do you even lift, 'bryo?

As someone currently waddling painfully around her office while 36 weeks pregnant, because she doesn't want to start her maternity leave clock a second sooner than she has to...WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY ARTIFICIAL WOMBS?

I'm violently uncomfortable with her

This moron just referred to herself as a "token vagina." That right there tells you all you need to know about her view of the worth of women as human beings.