or this guy

Looks to me like the eyes are closer to where the nostrils should be. This fact annoys me. No buy.

This viral marketing for Geico is getting weird.

Gonna go ahead and file this under "exceptions to the rule."

Landlords are all very different, but the best thing I can think of is to pay your half of the rent and tell the landlord that a person who isn't on the lease is living there every day, rent free. Do this ASAP, because evictions don't happen during winter.

Case in point: moving in together when you've only been dating for two and a half months. I realize that in the throes of passion, it seems perfectly logical - you're both needing a new place to live, you're already spending all this time together and hey, living together means it's going to be hot and cold running…

True, true words for the first letter writer. You gotta learn your rights as a tenant and lease-holder and get yourself straight out of that situation.

If you're determined to leave and the landlord won't let you off the lease, then it's time to consult a lawyer who specializes in tenant law. There're also tenant's rights groups who may be able to advise you on how to proceed and who to talk to. For example, you may well have standing to actually evict your roommates…

Thank you! But my biggest regret of the day is that I didn't think of "a visit from Aunt Blow" until it was too late.

I'm also short and busty. It's not just the boob factor. Seat belts, even the adjustable ones, go across my neck then directly over my boob. It's miserably uncomfortable in the everyday, but I obsess over the thought that if I do get in an accident I've got a strap across my throat.

I'd buy that. My cousin uses the Dollar Shave Club for herself and her husband and they use the same kind of razor, it's some generic color. I steal my man's razor for my lady bits because for some reason his has 5 blades and seems sharper than mine.

Yes. I have a dream bathroom I will build if I ever get the opportunity, and it involves absolutely no nooks and crannies where mold and effluvia can get stuck. Once you have cleaned a bathroom, it is hard to escape the fact that most bathrooms have been designed in such a way as to be hard to clean.

Nope, not sexist; I'm on board with you. My apartment still has the original sliding shower door. Apparently dudebros in the early '60s thought it would be a great idea to make the tracks for each door 0.25" wide. There is mold in there I will never, ever get out because HOW THE HELL DO YOU CLEAN THAT SHIZ??

Pros: pretty, accentuate your ass, useful guide to how drunk you are.

I think all housing/apartment designs should be made by women. I swear whoever designed my house had to have been a man to think a TINY kitchen with ONE outlet would be totally fine while including a breakfast space plus a dining room. It sounds sexist maybe but I don't think men think about what is needed to really…

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

I do not want to live under your rule. How do you get support otherwise? Soft bras do not cut it for me.

how about button down shirts that are sized according to bra size and waist size? For example instead of my usual large size shirt, it would be 36D / 30.