If I had time and money to blow to attempt to look like Kim K, I would just work on my Kim Cardassian costume.

Once, I mentioned offhand to my cousin (whom I have nothing in common with anymore) "Hey did you know Dolly Parton is Miley Cyrus's godmother?" by way of making conversation. I was saying that Dolly's wisdom and guidance could really help Miley out these days. And she turns to me like "The blonde woman with the huge…

It is not fair to judge someone without really getting to know them, but I can very confidently say that if I ever met someone who said they didn't like Dolly Parton I would know pretty much I would want nothing to do with them. Luckily I have never met anyone who doesn't like Dolly Parton.

Can't The View just go the fuck away already? It's like the TV version of Yahoo article comments.

The use of Lapis Lazuli dates back centuries and it's notable because there is only one mountain range in modern-day Afghanistan where it can be acquired. For hundreds of years during the medieval era, you could only acquire it at one specific time during the year due to the climate's immense heat. Lapis Lazuli was so…

In my day, it was considered ill-mannered to wear a white woman after Labor Day...

I used to work for a big theme park that recently opened up a new resort. One of the billboards used to advertise during construction featured a man with very awkward nipples playing in the pool with his family. Enough people commented about it that they painted over the nipples...the paint was slightly the wrong…

My god, I read question no. 11 and accidentally skipped to the answer to question no. 12. For a minute I thought this guy was a raging bigot.

Yes, let's not forget something no one has ever heard of!

momo, I am sorry about your own struggles with PTSD, but your comments are very ill-informed and hurtful to people who do rely on service animals for psychiatric disease. If you are interested in training your dog for service work and getting him certified, its available.

I took one too, turned out cool.

This is off topic, but I'm getting caught up on GoT, and I just got your username. Last night as I drifted off, my brain kept repeating "GreyjoysMissingMember, GreyjoysMissingMember."

I know I can't beat the legend of the "crusty dildo" but I'll share my Senior year hell just the same.

Oh sweet lord alive, a pee towel? That is all kinds of wrong.

A PEE TOWEL????

Re: pee towel: WHAT WHO DOES THAT

Aaaaaaaaaaah... pee towel?!? Where did I put my brain bleach?