On the bright side, she can wear it again for her Quinceañera.

Welp, there goes the rest of my night

College is maybe the last opportunity you get to remake yourself for a totally new and captive audience of people you aren't responsible for or to. People don't always realize that in high school and not until their sophomore year of college usually do they get that, "Hey, nothing I do here socially means SHIT! " and…

I'm sure there are uglier dresses than this one, but who the hell wants to walk down the aisle looking like a bedazzled clove of garlic?

Looks like a dress from a very special Star Trek wedding. It would blend right into any episode of TNG.

I felt stronger about this in portfolio than in undergrad, but for God's sake, do the work, show up, and be fucking present. I watched so many people skipping class, not paying attention, not contributing and being unprepared and it drove me nuts. High school may be sort of a game about seeing how much (or little) you…

GO TO YOUR PROFESSOR'S OFFICE HOURS. Develop relationships with them. They will help you and guide you so much. They aren't scary and a lot of them are pretty fucking smart. If a class seems interesting to you, then take it. Major is something you like and get really into you. If you are passionate about anything,…

I've had similar experiences. Back in school now at 29, and I simply can NOT relate to most of the kids in my classes. Sometimes I think the best choice for some teenagers would be to skip college until they're mature enough to appreciate why they're there.

The single best decision I ever made in college was when I was walking from the parking lot to the "sign in" table across the lawn. I said to myself "Schweeps, you were a real shy weirdo nerd in high school, but no one knows that now. Pretend to be confident and cool." And so I did. And it's what made my college…

I know this is beside the point but now I really want to go to that space hotel.

Salute.

Quietly creates burner account.

The first time I EVER had an orgasm was with an electric toothbrush. I was a rising junior in college and living with some older girls in a house over the summer and over and over again they'd talk about coming and I'd be like yeah me too. And finally I guess somebody notices my blasé attitude and straight out asked…

Indeed, it was originally written for the Art of Manliness site, but I tried to tone down the machismo rhetoric because the advice can be useful for anyone.

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

M*A*S*H* fan, was he? :)

My dad really wanted to name me Hawkeye, but my mom balked. When I was a kid I thought I'd be embarrassed by that name but now I think it would be bad ass.

There is an increasing number of "pro-life" people who just think abortion is shitty but who don't want to impose forced birth on others. It's genuinely a thing. I think it's weird, I think the people who support it are weird, but there are actually US citizens who support pro-choice legislation while being pro-life.

want to take care of it outside of the law