Clearly, the answer is Sharknado.

If things were more flexible and hours worked wasn't the pay standard I'd be better off.

Incorrect.

Goddamn it I was going to watch that tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Carbs are not unhealthy. Overeating is.

Full disclosure: My wife and I asked for cash through a "Honeyfund" for three reasons:

My son is kinda an asshole sometimes but its only because he's learned to be really sarcastic from me. He often tells me not to judge him, and one time when I asked him why he insists on throwing all of his blankets OFF his bed every night before he goes to bed, he replied "I don't know, that's just what I like to do.…

Would love to find something like this for my desktop computer at work.

Also don't forget to clear your browser's cookies/cache. Most travel (airfare and hotel) sites will track you by cookies; if they notice you're searching the same itinerary as what you've previously searched before, and there are actually lower prices available, the site will not show you the cheaper price. This is…

That stinks, I was at a bachelor party in Las Vegas once and this pretty police officer knocked on our door. She said she was going to have to give us a citation for having too much fun. Luckily for us, my friends and I bribed her and gave her 300 dollars to leave quickly, as we were waiting for a stripper to show up…

Okay, Bachmann's an idiot—a racist, homophobic, dangerous idiot.

...but at what point does deliberately infantilizing/unnecessarily fantastic language alter the debate? If we expect our opponents to respect us, we should first start by respecting them—if not their ideas.

Note: I'm not defending Bachmann; she's…

Oh for fuck's sake. You sound like a terrible human being. If somebody pickpockets you, call the goddamn police instead of trying to hurt the offender's feelings.

Just cast to play young Stalin in an upcoming movie...

I can't tell if you're being funny with the term "actualized persons" or not.

I am turning this into a drinking game for my birthday party tonight.

I was totally negged once! I didn't realize it until after I got home and thought about it. But it did not work on me. I think I blinked at him, said, "Okay!" and walked away. Then he came back later and was being a weird jerk again, I looked at him, said, "OKAY!" and walked away again. He was clearly pissed. …

Easy, I tell them that I'm not carrying any cash. Which is usually true. And until I see bums walking around with an iPhone and a Square dongle, there's really valid retort.

"Why not update the post, leave the link intact, leave the hundreds of critical comments below it intact, and apologize sincerely for the decision to commission and publish the photos?"

There are times when high waisted pants look great and then there are times they make your ass look huge.