And ... Zelda. Zelda...Sheldon...son. Zelda Sheldonson. She lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

Whoa, there, slugger. Maybe you should simmer your little self down. If you’ll count to ten and calm those nuts, you’ll notice that it’s a pretty even split between those who are criticizing Stewart and those who are defending him. The only one who’s condemned him is the mean ole Jezebel monolith you’ve created in…

It’s so sad that he and Irina Shayk broke up. He was just getting over having his heart broken by Nadya Potemkin.